Let me let you in on one of the best kept secret of single mothers: Frans™ brand paste. I couldn’t possibly tell you every use this versatile wonder product is good for, but I will list among my personal favorites.
-Stained metal hangers? Frans™ it right out!
-An unlifted refrigerator? Raise the stakes with Frans™.
-Taking apart all of your plumbing? Frans™ in an iced tea keeps it cool.
-Have phantom ants? Put Frans™ in a baggie with some lemon juice and shake until frothy, then pour it around all your windows and doors.
-Wondering if you should have gone into textile importing? Put a dab of Frans™ on a cotton swab and gently clean around your nose with it.
-Road Trip? Frans™.
-Winding up an old music box that’s been passed down for generations? Speed up the process with a bit of Frans™!
-Bisquick boring your kids? Make Francakes™!
-Telephone bill too pricey? Replace your home phone service for only $19.95 a year with Frans™.
-Going to leave your life behind and need to fake your own death in a convincing way? Frans™ in the freezer overnight creates the perfect body double for your 'car into the ravine' scheme.
These are just a few of the ways that I use Frans™ brand paste everyday. I encourage you, as one single mother to another, Go pick up a pack of Frans™ brand paste from your local grocer, hardware chain or furniture shop!
Melony Greene is a Mother, Crafter and Editorialist for the Statesboro Sun 'Around the House' Column.
Fran™ brand paste is a product of Franco industries and should only be used for the purpose of adhering light items to your walls and should not be used for the proceeding or the following activities; pet maintenance, heating and uncooling, grill based experimentation, number crunching, water sking, entertaining, bootlegging, crawfishing or recycling in the states of NY, NJ, MN, CA and WA. Franco industries is not liable for any criminal charges brought against you for the misuse of Fran™ or Diet Fran™ brand paste. © 2011 Franco industries Jillbe, CA.
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